If you play games you might be able to see where I’m coming from with this:
“I’m a cute little fuzzy yordle, name Teemo. On my free time I like to go for strolls along the Twisted Tree Line and Summoner’s Rift. While on my strolls I plant gardens of mushrooms to make the world a better place. Sometimes I stop by to visit the Ancient Golem or Grez the Lizard Lord for small chats or just to seek their advice on how to get bullies like Fiddlesticks off my back. But all the Ancient Golem and the Lizard Lord can do is pick fights with me too.
One day, the Ancient Golem and the Lizard Lord went overboard and I accidentally gave them a bit too much of my shrooms. I ended up absorbing all their powers and bullies like Fiddlesticks stopped messing with me. But now, he keeps following me around and wanting to be on the same League as me. He’s scary looking and creepy. Tell him to stop following me around at work!”
P.S. – This scarecrow stands next to the printers at my work place and stares at me every time I go to get my printed materials…. (creepy). Reminds me of Fiddlesticks.